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nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

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in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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hi:

I wish my wallet was as fat as I am

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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actionables:

sherlokiaddicted:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

Let me explain:


Kindergarten - Year 1
Grade 1 - Year 2
Grade 2 - Year 3
Grade 3 - Year 4

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

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nosecretstoreveal:

it’s amazing how for 13 years of my life I was able to wake up at 6am 5 days a week and now I can’t even manage waking up for a 1pm class twice a week

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theamericankid:

Fonts matter

theamericankid:

Fonts matter

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